A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist:” I’d like to become the next President of the United States."The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
Q Why did Osama Bin Laden kill wife number 37?
A. Because he looked up her dress and saw bush...
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any gifts Prez: I don't rightly recall ... actually I did once splash out on a dress for her
Q. What's the similarity between Barrack Obama and Monika Lewinski
A. They’ve both left a Clinton standing.
Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up.
There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case.
Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.
"Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama announced he's running for president ... Obama gave a speech in front of thousands of people in Iowa. During the speech, Obama pointed out his family in the crowd, which was unnecessary since he was in Iowa."
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor."
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
"Barack Obama was in New Hampshire Sunday. When informed of this, President Bush excitedly asked, 'Did we catch 'em?'
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
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